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<< Spurs visit Thunder in key Western Conference matchup
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Playoff positioning in the jumbled Western Conference is at stake tonight, when the Oklahoma City Thunder open a four-game homestand versus the San Antonio Spurs at the Ford Center. Oklahoma City is sixth in the conference

<< Desperate teams collide in the Windy City as Bulls host Rockets
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Two teams on the outside looking in on a postseason berth get together this evening in the Windy City, as the Chicago Bulls play host to the Houston Rockets at the United Center. The Bulls are 2 1/2 games off the eighth an

<< Jays' forecast a mixture of sun and clouds
Toronto, Canada (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Playing under a dome, one would expect the skies to be clearer for the Toronto Blue Jays. And although first-year Jays GM Alex Anthopoulos has brought a vision to a franchise suffering from cataracts, it wi

<< Tiger Woods: The politician's golfer
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Tiger Woods stood for both interviews. But he was only barely standing up. In yet another round of tightly-controlled statements, Woods showed us Sunday night that if things had gone differently for him in his formative ye

Magic roll into south Philly >>
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Orlando Magic continue their current road trip with a stop at Philadelphia's Wachovia Center, where the Southeast Division leaders will attempt to maintain their recent dominance of the struggling 76ers in tonight

Pens make first trip to Detroit since Cup-clinching victory >>
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - A rematch of last year's Stanley Cup Finals is on tap tonight in Detroit, as the Red Wings welcome the reigning champion Pittsburgh Penguins for a showdown at Joe Louis Arena. This is the second meeting between the clubs t

Hawks, Bucks tangle at the Bradley Center >>
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - In what could be a possible preview of a first-round playoff matchup, the Milwaukee Bucks seek to continue their surge over the season's second half when the red-hot club hosts the Atlanta Hawks this evening

Streaking Habs play host to skidding Sens >>
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - An important battle in the Eastern Conference playoff race is on tap tonight in Montreal as the surging Canadiens host the sliding Ottawa Senators at Bell Centre. Ottawa, the Canadiens and Philadelphia come into this eveni

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FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.